

My name is Tyrion Lannister.ĭaenerys: Why should I spend my time listening to you? Jorah: Khaleesi please, I just need a moment of your time.
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Tyrion: How many centuries before we learn how to build cities like this again? For thousands of years the Valyrians were the best in the world at almost everything and then. Tyrion: What a waste of a good kidnapping. Tyrion: You said you were taking me to the queen. Jorah: I'm not taking you to your sister. : You never told me why you set me free.You risked your life, your position, everything why? You're not family, you owe me nothing. Tyrion: Not as dangerous as releasing me. Varys: Refuse the Kingslayer? A dangerous proposition. And go celiba.Tyrion: You never told me why you set me free. : Tell me you're not thinking of taking The Black.I just want to stand on the edge and piss off the end of the world. Tyrion: And go celibate? The whores would go begging from Casterly Rock. Jaime: Tell me you're not thinking of taking The Black. : A bastard boy with nothing to inherit, off to join the ancient o.You're a smart boy, you don't believe that nonsense. Other monsters your wet nurse warned you about. Tyrion: Ah, ah, yes, yes,against grumpkins and snarks and all the Jon: The Night's Watch protects the realm from. Tyrion: A bastard boy with nothing to inherit, off to join the ancient order of the Night's Watch. And a mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone. I must do my part for the honor of my house, wouldn't you agree? But how? Well, my brother has a sword, and I have my mind. My sister married the new King, and my repulsive nephew will be king after him. Tyrion: Yes, until my brother killed him. Jon: Until your brother killed that King. My father was the Hand of the King for 20 years. Alas, I was born a Lannister of Casterly Rock. If I had been born a peasant, they might have left me out in the woods to die. Tyrion: Look at me and tell me what you see. You discard your old family and get a whole new one. Not impressed by your new brothers? Lovely thing about the Watch. : Well, even if the boy lives, he'll be a cripple, grotesque.Jaime: My dear brother, there are times you make me wonder whose side you're on. I hope the boy does wake, I'd be very interested to hear what he has to say.
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Whereas life, ah life is so full of possibilities. Tyrion: Speaking for the grotesques, I'll have to disagree. Jaime: Well, even if the boy lives, he'll be a cripple, grotesque.

: The charms of the north seem entirely lost on you.Tyrion: Where's your sense of wonder? The greatest structure ever built. Tyrion: The charms of the north seem entirely lost on you.Ĭersei: I still can't believe you're going. Whore: We've been expecting you, Lord Tyrion. I hear he's a drunken little lecher, prone to all manner of perversions. Whore: Oh? I hear he's more than earned it. Tyrion: There's the pretty one, and there's the clever one. If I get through this without scratching fro. Tyrion: If I get through this without scratching from one end through the other, it will be a miracle. And you, you're Ned Stark's bastard, aren't you? Did I offend you? Sorry. Tyrion: Preparing for a night with your family. Tyrion: Your uncle's in the Night's Watch. Jaime: I thought you might say that, but since we're short on e on girls.

Tyrion: Sorry, I've begun the feast a bit early, and this is the first of many courses. Tyrion: She has our cravings, our sister. Jaime: You have much to teach me, no doubt. Tyrion: Should I explain to you the meaning of a closed door in a whorehouse, brother?

Tyrion: Before we go, you will call on Lord and Lady Stark and offer your sympathies. Joffrey: Better looking bitches than you're used to uncle. A day will come when you think you are safe and happy, and your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth.
